A 2005 spoof on the Christmas cards sent by Rumer, Scout, and Tallulah, who are better known as the daughters of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore.

With names like Rumer, Scout and Tallulah, one can only imagine what sort of holiday cards would be interesting and attention-grabbing enough for the Willis/Moore girls to send out. Do holiday card companies even make special cards for people who follow Scientology? Probably not. I am sure if one did, it would be a front runner in the Celebrity Christmas cards business. Instead, we found this hilarious spoof of a homemade card from 2005 featuring a photo of the three girls together. The holiday card looks well enough made, and could be a top contender for the Willis/Moore not-so-nuclear or traditional family. It features an ever-classic candy cane border with a pink and red theme. The card also has a note written on it, presumably written by the girls, and includes classic hipster phrases such as “OMG” and “as if!” No mention, of course, of any scientology beliefs however…maybe they’re saving that for next year!

In this day and age celebrities continue to seek attention by giving their children bizarre names. One may ask where the inspiration came from for Bronx Mowgli, Apple, and Suri. Probably from the original trendsetters of this former faux pas – Bruce Willis and Demi Moore, who creatively named their daughters Rumer Glenn, Scout LaRue, and Tallulah Belle. Bruce and Demi are apparently okay with their daughters having names that sound like gossip-spreading cows.

However, maybe one should not question their daughters’ names, especially after reviewing the current relationship statuses of Bruce and Demi. I know that sounds a little harsh, but it’s true, isn’t it? Demi is a beautiful woman who has aged well over the years. If you need that information confirmed, just ask her husband, Ashton Kutcher, who just so happens to be 16 years younger than her. Bruce Willis recently remarried on a Caribbean island to a 30 year old model, Emma Heming, who is almost half his age. The age difference between Ashton and Demi’s oldest daughter, Rumer, is only ten years. Clearly the step-parents and step-daughters will get along because they have more generational similarities than the wife/mother, Demi, and the husband/father, Bruce. Am I the only person who thinks it’s a shame that Demi Moore’s daughters don’t look more like her? Bruce is a good looking man, but he’s precisely that – a man. His daughters definitely look more like him than Demi.

Tags: Bruce Willis, Demi Moore, Rumer, Scout, Tallulah, Willis girls

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