Oh Paul! What were you thinking marrying such a shameless desperado? Your fans are very relieved that your Christmas cards this year won't be signed by this loon.

I can imagine that Paul McCartney and his ex-wife, Heather Mills, will never, ever be exchanging Christmas cards again in this or in any other lifetime. As a Beatle fanatic and a McCartney devotee in particular, it still makes me mad to think of the garbage that that lying so-and-so must have put the ex-Beatle through during their several years together. Surely, Paul’s children won’t be sending Christmas cards to Mills either since it was widely reported that they had tried to convince their father not to marry her, probably because they could see right through her. So bad.

Now, I know that it’s been a few years since she and Paul McCartney have divorced, but I still get angry when thinking of what she put him through and that superior attitude she has about herself or the exaggerating of the truth about her life’s accomplishments and Paul’s alleged misdeeds. She claims that McCartney physically abused not only her during their marriage but also his first wife – the deceased Linda McCartney. Yeah right! If Paul had done anything to the lovely Linda, I’m sure at some point during his 29 year marriage to her something would have come out about some violent act he did to her somewhere along the line, don’t you think? Unlike Mills, Linda and Paul made a lovely couple who probably sent out memorable Christmas cards each year.

It has been reported that the night before Heather Mills and Paul McCartney were to be wed, she threw her expensive engagement ring out the window during an angry argument with her husband-to-be, where he supposedly was overheard saying, “Let’s call off the wedding!” He should have. The result of their divorce was Mills being awarded $38.5 million, down from her asking price of five times that amount! (It’s still a lot of money, but he’ll have to carry that weight.) After the amount of the award was announced by the judge – who stated, “Mills case was inconsistent, inaccurate and less than candid while McCartney was honest.” – Mills erupted by pouring water on the head of McCartney’s attorney! Smart move.

Mills will go to any lengths in order to make people think she is a poor, innocent victim. In fact, Mills has a history of lying, having seen a psychiatrist years ago for that specific problem. She has lied about her employment history, instances of sexual abuse as a child, and other aspects of her life. A man, who during the 1990s was to marry her five days before she called it off, has stated: “Heather had a somewhat elastic relationship with the truth, which she was able to stretch impressively.” She has said she will never speak badly of Paul; however, she has threatened to release tapes of McCartney supposedly proving that he was a drug and alcohol addict. So far, no tapes have surfaced.

In any event, McCartney has survived this long and winding road smelling like a rose with his reputation intact. He continues – as he approaches his 68th birthday – to play sold-out concerts all around the world and is still considered the most successful composer in music history. And it’s getting better all the time because now, on his arm, McCartney sports a new girl friend, socialite Nancy Shevell, a respected businesswoman who is vice president of a family-owned transportation conglomerate and a member of the board of the New York Metropolitan Transportation Authority. Although there have been rumors of a McCartney-Shevell wedding, it appears as if they’re just happy being with each other and there will be no more lonely nights for McCartney.

However, Nancy should beware – it’s not likely that there will be any sending of Christmas cards between herself and the jealous and arrogant Heather Mills in the near future. Let it be.