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A not so Merry Christmas from the Jersey Shore Crew

Wednesday, June 23rd, 2010 by jenpac
Christmas cards from the cast of MTV's Jersey Shore

This could be the cover for the cast of MTV's Jersey Shore's Christmas cards...the only thing missing is the fist that punched Snooki. From left to right (standing): Ronnie, Vinny, Sammi "Sweetheart," Snooki, and DJ Pauly D; (kneeling): J-Woww and Mike "The Situation."

I’m hoping to one day see Christmas cards from MTV’s Jersey Shore cast with a freeze frame shot of Snooki getting punched in the face! I would love to see that hanging on my wall. For each year, that is one Christmas card that I would be sure to re-hang for everyone to see. I might even frame it!

I envision that Christmas card to be framed with little red stockings all around it. And right in the center a nice close up of the punch…with that ugly poof on her head finally out of place! Sorry if I’m a bit harsh but I can not stand the arrogance this girl displays. I’d think most people would agree, and unfortunately, the rest of the cast wasn’t much better.

Where do I start? Hmmm…well let me say the one thing that really gets to me about this group of hooligans – ONLY ONE CAST MEMBER IS ACTUALLY FROM JERSEY! Why again are these people pretending to actually visit the Jersey shore?! I really doubt half of them have even been to the Jersey shore more than once before filming. If you are going to make a reality TV show about the Jersey shore, shouldn’t you film people who actually live in the state?!

For those who never saw the show and actually care to know what it was about…it’s a reality show that placed eight people in a house at the Jersey shore and then followed them around. Pretty much the only rule was that they had to show up for work at a t-shirt shop when they were scheduled. If you did not show up for work, you would be removed from the house immediately. The cast consisted of Angelina, J-Woww, Mike “The Situation,” Snooki, DJ Pauly D, Ronnie, Sammi “Sweetheart,” and Vinny. You can tell by their names they are just one of a kind.

At the end of the day, I really don’t think anyone wants Christmas cards with a photo of the entire cast handing from their mantle. Who really wants to see another muscle baring shirtless photo of “The Situation” for the 100th time? So I think a picture of Snooki’s punch to the face is the best choice.