Satirical Christmas cards design depicting Jessica Simpson and family

Christmas cards that display family togetherness seem to be just the thing for Jessica Simpson. This satirical card has a whole lot of togetherness going on with father Joe showing his pride in the two lionesses he has produced. Jessica, as befits her elder sister model role, is at the forefront displaying her Christmas cheer. Baby sister Ashlee, dressed up with her Christmas hat, is a little less prominent as she has yet to achieve her full potential of Jessica Simpson magic. This is a classic holiday card anyone would proudly display on their mantle.

Every once in a while someone comes along who seems to have more endowments than any one person could possibly use. These are usually women who portray themselves as blonde bombshells with an abundance of the ditz factor for which they parlay into a successful career without having any need for talent, intelligence or common sense.

Jessica Simpson burst on the scene in just this fashion. Who can forget the now infamous line “Is this chicken or is this tuna?” which Jessica issued in her bubbly voice about a can of Chicken of the Sea tuna. This one utterance catapulted Jessica Simpson and her then husband, Nick Lachey, into the must see television reality show of the season. MTV aired the Newlyweds in 2003, 2004 and 2005. The show featured the two pop stars and their families and became a hit with the very first show. Unfortunately, television cameras that follow you day and night might be a little to much of a good thing. On the day before Thanksgiving, 2005, the couple separated and later divorced.

Jessica Simpson did not allow this to keep her down. She kept herself in the spotlight despite a mediocre talent and rebounded with hit albums, videos, movies, wallpaper, perfume and a clothing line. So just how ditzy can she really be? One would think that with all that beauty, momentum and, yes, intelligence Jessica Simpson could come up with a really beautiful Christmas card that could, just as a change, show some taste.