Christmas cards from Brangelina and family several years down the road

A few years ago, Tom Umbarger gave us a glimpse into the Christmas of the Jolie-Pitts’ future. Hard to believe that just four years ago, there were only two Jolie-Pitt kids. In Umbarger’s imagined Christmas cards for the royal celebrity family, Maddox is still rocking the punk look he cultivated in preschool…and wearing a Team Aniston shirt to boot! (It’s bad enough we’re still talking about this in 2009. I certainly hope we’re not still choosing sides at the end of next decade!) Zahara, or Zee, as she’s known to tabloid blogs around the Internet, appears as a diva with her diamond “Z” pendant and matching earrings. What the artist imagines for mom and dad can only be described as a “Curious Case of Balding and Botox.” Brad is wearing a horrible Christmas ensemble and holding a prop from his role in True Romance (for those who aren’t familiar with the movie, he was not using that honey bear for his addiction to tea). Angelina appears to be wielding a scalpel, which, when presented with the marks under her eyes, can only suggest self-performed plastic surgery.

One can only guess what the Christmas cards Umbarger would create with an updated family snapshot. Would Pax, Shiloh, Vivienne and Knox fare any better than their brother and sister? Would Brad have discovered hair plugs? Would Angie have decided to age gracefully? Fortunately, this satirical look at the Brangelina brood is far from reality. Brad and Angelina were both nominated for Golden Globes this year, and continue their work as social activists around the globe. We can only hope that their kids will be as concerned about these issues as they are.