Christmas Cards Sent with Love from Jessica Simpson
Wednesday, February 4th, 2009 by dalaga
Satirical Christmas cards design depicting Jessica Simpson and family
Christmas cards that display family togetherness seem to be just the thing for Jessica Simpson. This satirical card has a whole lot of togetherness going on with father Joe showing his pride in the two lionesses he has produced. Jessica, as befits her elder sister model role, is at the forefront displaying her Christmas cheer. Baby sister Ashlee, dressed up with her Christmas hat, is a little less prominent as she has yet to achieve her full potential of Jessica Simpson magic. This is a classic holiday card anyone would proudly display on their mantle.
Every once in a while someone comes along who seems to have more endowments than any one person could possibly use. These are usually women who portray themselves as blonde bombshells with an abundance of the ditz factor for which they parlay into a successful career without having any need for talent, intelligence or common sense.
Jessica Simpson burst on the scene in just this fashion. Who can forget the now infamous line “Is this chicken or is this tuna?” which Jessica issued in her bubbly voice about a can of Chicken of the Sea tuna. This one utterance catapulted Jessica Simpson and her then husband, Nick Lachey, into the must see television reality show of the season. MTV aired the Newlyweds in 2003, 2004 and 2005. The show featured the two pop stars and their families and became a hit with the very first show. Unfortunately, television cameras that follow you day and night might be a little to much of a good thing. On the day before Thanksgiving, 2005, the couple separated and later divorced.
Jessica Simpson did not allow this to keep her down. She kept herself in the spotlight despite a mediocre talent and rebounded with hit albums, videos, movies, wallpaper, perfume and a clothing line. So just how ditzy can she really be? One would think that with all that beauty, momentum and, yes, intelligence Jessica Simpson could come up with a really beautiful Christmas card that could, just as a change, show some taste.
June 2nd, 2009 at 3:16 am
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June 3rd, 2009 at 10:11 am
Sure you can…just be sure to note where you got it from
June 13th, 2009 at 10:56 pm
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October 23rd, 2009 at 8:00 am
This card is SO funny! Joe Simpson’s face in this picture is absolutely hilarious. I love that this card captures the total creepiness of Joe’s obsesssion with his daughter. His rumored involvement in bringing Jessica and Tony Romo together is just too weird for words. Congrats to Ashlee for escaping with Pete Wentz and getting her own life away from the crazies!!
November 13th, 2009 at 9:09 pm
Great Christmas Card! Joe’s face is just hysterical but yet this is exactly how I think this family really is. He’s a little too bonkers over his little Jessica. It seems as Ashlee is never quite “Jessica” enough for her daddy. I think it’s even funnier how the wife is barely noticeable on the card, kind of the way things are when it comes to this family. I don’t think I even seen or heard an interview with their mom, it’s always Joe Simpson stealing the spotlight. I think he put his girls in the business for his own selfish reasons. This is a great article and funny card
May 7th, 2010 at 5:14 am
It will be good if Jessica Simpson has found her true love this time with Jeremy Renner. She deserves to have a brand new guy in her life.