Christmas Cards from Hugh Hefner…Almost Exposed
Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009 by guemat
2008 Christmas cards sent by Hugh Hefner featuring himself and his twin girlfriends, Karissa and Kristina Shannon
Hugh Hefner says happy holidays quite like no other. Hefner sent out his Christmas cards this year with a sense of style and grace only befitting a pornography entrepreneur. The cards featured his two new girlfriends Karissa and Kristina Shannon on the front in short-shorts and not much else. The 19-year-old twins’ tops were covered with none other then festive body paint. Situated between the two gorgeous blondes was 85-year-old Hugh Hefner, in his signature robe. The inside of the Christmas cards featured pink writing simply stating one word – “Hef.”
Karissa and Kristina Shannon are definitely no angels. The two were charged in St. Petersburg, Florida in 2008 with aggravated assault. The beautiful models were put on probation and required to pay restitution. As for Hugh Hefner, this past year has seen him lose all the Girls Next Door. Holly Madison, Bridget Marquardt, and Kendra Wilkinson, former girlfriends of Hefner featured in the popular television show, all moved on from Hugh this past year into other relationships (good thinking).
Hefner’s magazine Playboy has been in circulation for over 50 years and was founded in Chicago, Illinois. Hefner started his career as a copywriter for Esquire where he reportedly walked out on after being denied a $5 raise. The story goes that he then went out and found 45 investors to start up his now famous magazine, which has turned into an empire over the years. Playboy has branched out into TV, film, and the Internet, although reportedly Hefner has had to start selling tickets to his famous penthouse parties to help bring in more money. Here’s an idea for Hef – sell your Christmas cards on eBay. I’m sure they’d make a ton of money!
Tags: Christmas cards, Hugh Hefner
August 18th, 2009 at 5:54 pm
I’d like to start by pointing out that Hef is between two girls whose combined ages are less than ½ his age! But realistically Hugh Hefner wouldn’t have it any other way. As for mentioning that they had a less than perfect life – well what a shocker! Moving passed the duet of bimbos with painted on tops let me say the one thing in this blog that caught my eye was that Hef has to sell passes for his private parties to make money – well I’m happy to know that the American people have chosen in these hard times to provide for their families over buying porn!
August 19th, 2009 at 9:43 am
One might say though that Hugh Hefner is living every guy’s dream life. Even if he has to sell tickets to make some extra cash there is no doubt in my mind when I’m that old I want to be in between some scantily clad younger women smiling. Keep rocking Hef!
August 20th, 2009 at 6:26 pm
Wow – that’s what my husband would call “one great Christmas card”. It’s so typical “Hef” and it’s done in good taste – which has always been something one could say about Playboy. I actually didn’t know that the girls’ tops weren’t real until I read it.
January 16th, 2010 at 11:30 am
haha, Paris is so crazy! I love her.