Garlic-themed holiday cards from Todd English

In his holiday cards sent in 2007, I’m sure that celebrity chef Todd English was so adamant about using phrase “Seasoned Greetings” that he didn’t put much thought into the image. Garlic? Really Todd?!? If I owned restaurants named Olives and Figs, I think I would put olives and/or figs on the front of my holiday cards accompanied by the greeting “Have a Fruitful Holiday” or “Merry Christmas!” Todd is so good looking though, he should have put his own picture on the front! He could have kept the “Seasoned Greetings” part but I doubt anyone would have looked at the sentiment when they had him to gaze upon. He was named one of People Magazines 50 Most Beautiful people, you know!

Some of Todd’s television credits include his public television series, Cooking In with Todd English produced by Connecticut Public Television, Iron Chef USA on UPN, the Food Network’s Chef du Jour, The Main Ingredient, Bobby Flay’s Food Nation, and NBC’s The Today Show. Todd has also authored the critically acclaimed cookbooks, The Olives Table and The Figs Table, both published by Simon & Schuster.

Since Todd English is a very busy guy, I will give him a break and imagine that someone else ordered his Christmas cards for him. In addition to owning several restaurants, writing books, and appearing on television, Todd is very involved with several charities including: Big Brother, Community Servings, Share Our Strength, and the Boys and Girls Clubs.