Spoof Christmas cards from John Mayer...in DayGlo

Okay, so John Mayer didn’t really send this design out as his Christmas cards (as far as I know), but being he is a legendary ladies’ man and wannabe comedian, I’m guessing this wouldn’t be too out of the question for him.

I didn’t think John was old enough to have partaken in the 80s DayGlo fashion fiasco, so I had to investigate this further. It turns out the photo was taken on a three day Caribbean cruise that Mayer hosted for his fans last year called the “The Mayercraft Carrier.”  The cruise featured sets by John in a nightclub setting and performances by a dozen or so other artists. Mayer was actually seen jogging around deck in this outfit which was described as a “Borat” thong. You’ll have to google that on your own if you want to see the full length photos, boys and girls, as this is a family friendly site! Boy, I guess you could say he really gives his fans their money’s worth. What would Jennifer Aniston think if she saw this? Or maybe she has seen it and this is what inspired her recent GQ cover photo wearing nothing but a tie?

For those not familiar with John Mayer or don’t recognize him from this photo, he is best known for hit songs like Waiting On The World To Change and Your Body is a Wonderland, both of which earned him Grammy Awards for Best Male Pop Vocal Performance. Featured on their February 2007 cover entitled “New Guitar Gods,” Rolling Stone called John Mayer “Slowhand Jr.,” a reference to legendary guitarist Eric Clapton.  And in May of that same year, he was listed in TIME Magazine’s Top 100 Most Influential People of the Year. Let’s just hope that influence doesn’t extend to fashion trends.