2008 Christmas cards sent by Hugh Hefner featuring himself and his twin girlfriends, Karissa and Kristina Shannon

Hugh Hefner says happy holidays quite like no other. Hefner sent out his Christmas cards this year with a sense of style and grace only befitting a pornography entrepreneur. The cards featured his two new girlfriends Karissa and Kristina Shannon on the front in short-shorts and not much else. The 19-year-old twins’ tops were covered with none other then festive body paint. Situated between the two gorgeous blondes was 85-year-old Hugh Hefner, in his signature robe. The inside of the Christmas cards featured pink writing simply stating one word – “Hef.”

Karissa and Kristina Shannon are definitely no angels. The two were charged in St. Petersburg, Florida in 2008 with aggravated assault. The beautiful models were put on probation and required to pay restitution. As for Hugh Hefner, this past year has seen him lose all the Girls Next Door. Holly Madison, Bridget Marquardt, and Kendra Wilkinson, former girlfriends of Hefner featured in the popular television show, all moved on from Hugh this past year into other relationships (good thinking).

Hefner’s magazine Playboy has been in circulation for over 50 years and was founded in Chicago, Illinois. Hefner started his career as a copywriter for Esquire where he reportedly walked out on after being denied a $5 raise. The story goes that he then went out and found 45 investors to start up his now famous magazine, which has turned into an empire over the years. Playboy has branched out into TV, film, and the Internet, although reportedly Hefner has had to start selling tickets to his famous penthouse parties to help bring in more money. Here’s an idea for Hef – sell your Christmas cards on eBay. I’m sure they’d make a ton of money!