Christmas cards from Pee-wee Herman

Pee-wee Herman is a humorous and flamboyant fictional character developed and portrayed by Paul Reubens. His grey suit and red bow tie, along with his characteristic short black hair, pale skin and red-tinted lips made the character more famous than the actor.  Pee-wee’s feminine mannerisms and quirky expressions along with his portrayal as an impatient and fun loving kid, made him a favorite among children.  Pee-wee Herman is best known for his work in the 1980s with his film, Pee-wee’s Big Adventure. The film spun off into a children’s series, Pee-wee’s Playhouse, which ran for five years and earned 22 Emmy Awards.  The 1988 film, Big Top Pee-wee, was a sequel to the first film. The character of Pee-wee Herman was awarded to the Hollywood Walk of Fame in 1988.

Little has been seen or heard from Paul Reubens since the 1980s; however, a new Pee-wee Herman movie, Pee-wee’s Playhouse: The Movie, is reportedly in production and slated for release in 2009. Paul Reubens is considering the development of an adult oriented movie about the Pee-wee Herman story but plans are currently on hold.  Perhaps Paul Reubens’ next Christmas cards will don the actor in typical Pee-wee Herman attire and be titled, “He’s back!”

PETA Christmas card featuring Michael Vick...in jail!

Outspoken animal rights group, PETA, released an online Christmas card last year satirizing Vick’s brush with the law. Vick is depicted inside a snow globe behind the walls of a highly guarded prison. He is clad in recognizable prison garb and has a ball and chain around his ankle. Visitors to the PETA site can shake up the snow globe and watch Vick tumble around inside of it. Ironically, two ferocious dogs lie on either side of him and show their sharp teeth whenever the globe is jostled. You can also watch as the former football star kicks a pigskin in the air, which inevitably falls back to earth to hit him on the head.

Vick is scheduled to be released from prison in November 2009. Although this is his last Christmas in jail, his friends and family shouldn’t expect to receive Christmas cards from him anytime in the near future. Because of his suspension from the NFL, extraordinary legal fees, and lost wages, Vick filed for bankruptcy. He has a lot of work to do to rebuild his reputation upon his release…maybe Christmas cards should be at the top of his list. He just better make sure that he doesn’t send one to PETA!