On her E! evening show, Chelsea Lately, Chelsea Handler featured a Christmas card to Santa written by one of her friend's sons.

For those of us that celebrate Christmas we often send Christmas cards featuring the jolly iconic images of Saint Nicholas. Santa Claus, the gift giver idolized by children around the world, sets up his sleigh and reindeer every Christmas Eve to bring gifts to all the good girls and boys. The children leave out cookies and milk for their gift toting hero and carrots for the reindeer are placed by the decorated Christmas tree in hopes that Santa will arrive with that one (or many gifts) their heart desires.

Santa Claus has a power over the children of the world that matches no other. This power is harnessed by the parents of the world to ensure good behavior from their children for at least six months out of the year. Parents constantly warn their kids that Santa Claus and his elves are watching them and everything they do. After making his list and checking it twice he would know if they had been naughty or nice. Not wanting a stocking full of coal to arrive Christmas morning, the children will usually gradually modify their behavior towards the nicer side as the season of sending Christmas cards and gift giving is set to begin.

Chelsea Handler, the popular host of the E! evening talk show Chelsea Lately featured a Christmas card to Santa written by an acquaintance’s child on an episode airing just prior to the Christmas season. The letter read:

“Dear Santa,
I am totally frecked out by you watching me Santa. Stop watching me Santa. please.
Love, Ryan.
PS I want Speed Racer. Thank You”

Chelsea spoke of what the parents’ warnings about Santa Claus can do to a child. As an adult, most people would be filing a restraining order if we knew someone and their gang of helpers was watching our every move to see if we were naughty or nice. We certainly wouldn’t be leaving out treats in anticipation of their arrival. Not wanting to completely alienate Santa and his elves, Ryan politely asks Santa Claus to stop stalking him while still including his gift of choice in the letter. Chelsea Handler has truly provided a public service to the parents of the world. Buying a Speed Racer at the local toy store and signing the Christmas card “Mom and Dad” will certainly save monumental therapy costs for these parents and their children later in life.

In addition to hosting a late night talk show, Chelsea Handler has performed nationwide as a stand-up comedian and appeared as a regular on the Oxygen Network series, Girls Behaving Badly. On April 15, 2009, Handler won the 2009 Bravo A-List Award for “A-List Funny.” Chelsea Handler has also written two books that both appeared on the New York Times Best Seller List. The first, a memoir, is titled My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One Night Stands, and the second a collection of humorous essays entitled Are Your There, Vodka? It’s Me Chelsea.