Hairdo Holiday Cards from Amy Winehouse
Wednesday, July 8th, 2009 by susbat
Spoof holiday cards featuring Amy Winehouse
What is a nice Jewish girl like Amy Winehouse doing sending out Holiday cards?!!!! This Christmas card spoof of poor misguided Amy is as appropriate as it is amusing. The festive card design is a caricature of the head of Amy depicting her huge, signature beehive hairdo all decked out with holiday ornaments, a string of lights, and a star on top. The sentiment at the bottom of the Christmas card reads “I’m dreaming of a Wino Christmas,” a musical reference with a twist to an all time favorite Christmas carol. Amy is a singer/songwriter in the music industry and is also known to imbibe the holiday spirits, hence the “wino.” Actually the holiday cards sentiment could have remained “I’m dreaming of a white Christmas,” since Amy is also known to partake of the illegal “white stuff” as well. These bad habits have led to her downfall recently and a lot of negative publicity in the tabloids.
Amy grew up in England in a somewhat musical household. Her father was cab driver who loved to sing to her, and her mother was a pharmacist (hmmm). Her brother played guitar. She started her own rap band at the age of 10 and attended a private theatrical school until she was expelled at the age of 14. This was due to her getting her first body piercing. Since then, Amy has had many more piercings and lots of tattooing which seems to make her somewhat of an oddity in combination with her 60s style hairdo and Jewish upbringing.
Amy’s big break came in 2008 when she won five Grammys, but was unable to attend the ceremony due to visa issues coming into the United States. By then, this very talented woman was on a downward trip due to drugs, legal problems, marital troubles, and ill health. It is unfortunate that Amy Winehouse cannot get her act together. Her songs are deeply personal and brutally candid, sung with a soulful voice that supposedly gets better as she drinks. Perhaps next Christmas, Amy will be gifted with a brighter future without the wine, white stuff, and bad behavior.
September 20th, 2009 at 9:57 pm
Amy winehouse…where do I start? First off, what planet does she come from because I’m not quite sure she is human! That hair is definitely high enough for those xmas lights and ornaments shown in this spoof holiday card. I think the hair might be hiding some kind of horns or tentacles. Next off I was unaware that she tried to form her own rap band! Apparently, her drug habit was just as bad back then because her rapping? The only thought that comes to mind is..what was she on?
Any article about Amy is worth reading because she is always up to something, so please keep ‘em coming!
February 5th, 2010 at 7:15 pm
The phrase “hot mess” comes to mind when reading this. I’ve heard a few of Amy Winehouse’s songs and I think she has talent – hopefully one of these years she’ll straighten out!
December 15th, 2011 at 3:18 pm
I think Amy Winehouse’s life was one of both excitement and tragedy. She possessed so much darn talent, but fell victim to drugs and alcohol. May she rest in peace.